As was said in Mean Girls, Halloween is the one day a year when girls everywhere can dress as slutty as they want to, and no one can say anything about it.

Well, maybe, maybe not. Because I am DEFINITELY going to comment on some of these “sexy” costumes.

After the jump the top 5 strangest "sexy" Halloween costumes.

 

5. "Sexy" Freddy Kreuger. Some people may see this and think, "Okay, so she kills you in your sleep, but what a way to go."  And others, like me, think, "No."

4. “Sexy” …straightjacketed lady??? Have you ever had to deal with an actual crazy person? It’s not sexy. And while I understand the obvious kinkiness /tied-up/ whatever factor in this, it’s still a girl in a straightjacket. CREEPY. Bonus points for the faux-padded wall in the picture.

3. “Sexy” Cookie Monster. Alright, so it’s not okay for 20-somethings to dress up as sexy high-schoolers, but it IS okay (and sexy, apparently) for a grown woman to dress up as a sexy CHILDREN’S SHOW CHARACTER? I don’t get it!

2. “Sexy” Crime Scene. In one of his famous rage-filled tirades, Mel Gibson recently referred to wife Oksana as a “f***ing moving violation” ... and not in a sexy way. Maybe I’m all kinds of confused, but saying someone looks like a crime scene/moving violation/ train wreck is the precise opposite of calling them sexy – as in, “That girl is a crime scene/moving violation/train wreck. I want to look away, but I can’t.” Nope, not sexy. Sorry!

And, the Strangest (and also) Creepiest "Sexy" Halloween Costume of Them All:

5. “Sexy” Little Orphan Annie. Enough said.

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