Celebrity Rehab's Cast of Creepy Characters

Rachel Uchitel

Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew on VH1 has announced it is returning for a 4th season with an all new array of awesome addicts!

The most surprising may be Tiger Woods' mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel. It's not surprising that she's an addict, but that VH1 is actually calling her a "celebrity"! Although she claims to have an addiction to popping pills, TMZ reports that Rachel only agreed to do the show because she has a huge crush on Dr. Drew... and they're paying her $500,000!  

Another hot mess to join the bunch is Janice Dickinson, who repeatedly gives herself the title of first supermodel. She's practically a reality show professional, having appeared on The Surreal Life, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here, and America's Next Top Model.   

Janice Dickinson

Actor Jeremy London has also checked in to the Pasadena Recovery Center. You may remember him from Party of Five, Mallrats... or his kidnapping story last month where he claims he was forced to buy alcohol, smoke drugs, and joyride around Palm Springs. That would cause anyone to check into rehab!

Other rehab residents will include musician Leif Garrett, "The Hills" Jason Wahler, socialite Jason Davis, and Frankie Lons, who is singer Keyshia Cole's hot mess of a mother! What a joke! Enjoy!    


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