Everyone has a dating horror story, but some of the tales on ItWasOverWhen.com really take the cake. Here are a few of our favorites from the site dedicated to “tales of romantic dead ends.”

“I knew it was over when my boyfriend of 7 years came home from work and asked me: If I was to die, could he have me stuffed and mounted? No wonder he had all of those mannequins.”

“On our second date, she informed me she was pregnant. Mind you, we didn’t do a damn thing. After I pointed this out, she claimed it to be an Immaculate Conception. And I’m quoting her, ‘I might be the next Virgin Mary’” I just walked out of the restaurant.”

“Started dating a girl and it was good until 3 months after when she wanted me to meet her family visiting from Alabama. Turns out they are “KKK” members. I’m African American.”

“It was over when I came home and found a Ziploc bag filled with poo left on my kitchen counter next to a note ‘Had a great time—you rocked my night! XXX’ with her phone number. She had broken the toilet and I guess was too mortified to leave her business in the bowl, so she scooped it out, bagged it and forgot it on the counter.”

“Half way through sex, my boyfriend looked at the clock and said, ‘Oh crap its 4:25 my crops are going to wither!’ and proceeded to go to the computer to harvest his crop on Farmville, an online game.”

Have a horror story of your own?  The site is constantly accepting new submissions so feel free to shame your ex in front of the entire world.

 

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