Know anyone who’s getting married? Here’s a perfect gift: The Better Marriage Blanket, aka, The Fart Blanket.

The Fart blanket is dedicated not to spicing up a couple’s sex life or helping them through difficult times, but absorbing the odor of flatulence. It’s tough too. According to the Fart Blanket website, the bedding contains the same kind of fabric the military uses to shield soldiers from the effects of chemical weapons. How many other blankets can protect you from nerve gas AND your spouse’s silent but deadly emissions? Zero! That’s how many. 

The Fart Blanket comes in white or beige and is available in Twin, Queen, and King (though we’d advise the Twin couples to invest in a joint bed instead). The websites claims the blanket makes a great wedding or anniversary gift and with Mother’s Day coming up we can’t help but think mom would love a Fart Blanket too. Buy one today!

Still not sold? Check out the commercial below.

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